Whale Fortunes

An original neighborhood tall tale

The Fishermen of the Dry River

People near Western Rivers sometimes cast fly rods across the grass. Most are testing a new rod. Most.

Whale's tale

Made up by Whale Fortunes for fun. No city office, artist, gnome, or meteorologist signed off on it.

Published September 22, 2026 · By Whale Fortunes · Last checked September 22, 2026

Whale's tale

People fishing on grass

Sometimes you'll see people near Western Rivers casting fly rods across the grass. Most are testing a new rod.

Most.

Whale's tale

The ones who remember the river

In our tale, the ghosts of a few old fishermen still come to fish a river only they can see. They stand among the customers, making patient, beautiful casts into perfectly dry lawns.

Ask what they're catching and they'll say, ‘Same as always.’

Ask where the water went and they'll look at you strangely.

You can supposedly recognize one by the way their line settles: it drifts gently downstream, even when there's no wind.

The Whale knows them. They've agreed not to make a fuss about one another.

Whale's tale

A good catch

And if you ever see someone on the lawn lift their rod, smile, and carefully release something you cannot see—

give them a little room.

Apparently, it was a good one.